Number VIII, at your service.
Who am I kidding? Slip o' the old memory and all.
[independent rp account. headcanon - flame-wielding, beer-guzzling slut. is quite cat-like, read: arrogant, lazy, and self-centered. harasses a certain berserker.
This blog will never have autoplay.
This blog is also really spoiler-heavy, so watch out!]
M!A: Spoilers for KH 3D!
- Ax: its like
- Ax: all akusai fics are like "i ship akusai as long as it doesn't interfere with my xemsai and akuroku"
- Ax: it's like
- Ax: no homo
- Ax: except
- Ax: like
- Ax: no akusai
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ORGASM AWARENESS MONTH: SEX TOY GIVEAWAY
Oh man, I can’t tell you how much I’ve been waiting for this moment.
So, after TMI Tuesday and my sex toy post did so well, I sat around last week after work and an idea began forming, and then I began calling October “Orgasm Awareness Month,” and then I suddenly had my wallet in my hand. Neeeever a good thing. Except in this case!
I will be giving away to one lucky winner a cornucopia of pleasure:
THE GOODS:
- Bliss Fantasy Collection:
Bunny Bliss vibe
Revelation Personal Lubricant, 4oz
Candy-Licious oral gel, mint flavor
- Doc Johnson Lucid Dream, 14-speed G-spot vibe
- California Exotics Butterfly Kiss vibe
- Neon Bullet vibe
- Climax Bursts, antibacterial toy cleaner, 4fl oz
- Tickle Your Fancy: A woman’s guide to sexual self-pleasure, by Sadie Allison
A $150+ value, absolutely free! BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! (Oh god, I’m like the Billy Mays of self-love)
I’m also including a lovely little storage box AND a personal note from me (which is totally what you’re looking forward to the most, right?).
THE RULES:
All you have to do is reblog this. You can like this post all you want, but likes will not be counted. Reblogging more than once will not help your chances — let’s keep this fair. No need to follow me, either (unless you want to!). This is pure charity. The best kind of charity. The orgasm charity.
UPDATE: You must be 18 or older. I will not have angry parents suing me.
The contest will close on November 15th. Got that? A month from today (Oct 15) I will choose a winner at random and send their care package of awesome just in time for the holidays!
UPDATE: I will ship it anywhere. Europe, Asia, Gallifrey — wherever. This is not limited to US/North America.
Please share this with all your followers and friends! Get ‘em in on the fun.
BREAKDOWN OF THIS GIVEAWAY:
- Over $150 of toys, lube, cleaner, and an awesome book
- Contest ends November 15th, 2012
- Reblogs are counted — and reblog this post only once
- One winner will be chosen at random
So share and reblog, and I’ll see ya’ll a month from now. Good luck!
FREE BOX OF DILDOS Y’ALL
finally my time has come
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Whoa-ho-ho, what on earth have I been missing~?
Well, I for one, have been missing you. [Tugs him close and embraces him.]
I’ve missed you more. [/embraces back and kisses him]
[Kisses him back and then nuzzles his neck.] What have you been up to, hmm?
Not muuch, just the usual. Been missing you like crazy.
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Whoa-ho-ho, what on earth have I been missing~?
Well, I for one, have been missing you. [Tugs him close and embraces him.]
I’ve missed you more. [/embraces back and kisses him]
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everylightmustxfade started following you
Axel had just been on a mission when suddenly, the air felt suffocating. Everything felt darker, colder, and emptier.
“Where- where am I?”
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